A young man wished to purchase a birthday gift for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a department store and bought a white pair of gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up; the sister got the gloves and his sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with his note attached.

Dearest Darling:

This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evening. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales clerk try them on and she really looked smart.

I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see them again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when cleaning them or they might shrink. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

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