The World's Best Pickup Lines

 

Coming soon Pick up lines that you will only hear from a GIRL! Guys beware.......

 

Sent on 2/11/98

"If I told you that you had a ugly body would you hold it aginst me" "You should only say this to a sexy woman because if they say yes then they should hold their body aginst you"

Thanks to hondacr801997@msn.com

Sent on 2/11/98

"Are you wearing space panties?" {why} " because your ass is out of this

world."

Thanks to RLastra42@aol.com

 

Sent on 2/8/98

"Lets go play house you be the screen door and i will slam you all night."

 

"That shirt is real becoming on you, shit i would be coming if i was on

you."

Thanks to sswann@inna.net

 

Sent on 2/6/98

Thanks to Bradley Bullough. Half my Page is dedicated to him! :) Just kidding.

 

 

"I have the only "Heated Sleeping Bag" in existance, but it takes two

bodies to operate. Want to test it out?"

"Well, you *could* walk back all alone. In the dark. And take your

chances with the bears. Or, there's always my tent..."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again? "

"Sex is a killer, wanna die happy? "

"Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? "

"You have a great smile, too bad that's not all you're wearing."

"Hi, I'm new to this area and you're the prettiest sight I've seen so far."

"Can you give me a tour of your body? "

"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out! "

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?"

"No" Want to go somewhere and talk?

"If it's true that you are what you eat, then I could be you by morning."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives

say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come."

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. "

(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

"Are You from Tennesee? Because You're the only ten-I-See."

"I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"

 

Thanks to Bradley Bullough. Half my Page is dedicated to him! :) Just kidding.

 

 

Sent on 1/27/98

"Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven."

Thanks to JW83Romeo@aol.com

 

Sent on 1/26/98

"Girl, you with so many curves and me with no brakes!!"

Thanks to DBuck49@aol.com

 

Sent on 1/11/98

"You must be the preachers wife because you're blessed"

Thanks to nascars@aol.com

 

 

Sent on 1/9/98

"If loving you is wrong, why does it feel so good?"

"You look like someone I know (like who?) the girl of my dreams."

Thanks Michael Hua

 

1. Can I borrow a quarter? ["what for"?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met

the girl of my dreams.

OR

I want to call your mother and thank her.

2. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

3. Lets go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

4. The word of the day is "legs." Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

5. Your legs must hurt? ["why?"] Because you've been running through my mind all night.

6. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

7. My name's [your name]. Thats so you know what to scream.

8. My name's [your name]. But you can call me lover.

9. Nice shoes. Wanna F@#$?

10. Can I flirt with you?

11. Your daddy must of been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

12. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

OR

Checking to see if you're the right size.

13. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it agianst me?

14. F@#$ me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me?

15. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

16. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

17. Is it hot in here or is it just you.

18. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I togethor.

19. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

20. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

21. [tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

22. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

23. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

24. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

25. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

26. Do you have a Band Aid? ["Why"] Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you.


27. Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them!

28. Are you interested in foreign cultures? (Yes) Then perhaps I could show you

my Rushin' hands and Roamin' fingers.


29. Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!

 

30. "Let's say your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. I

was wondering if I could spend a little time with you between the holidays." - MyKey

 

Thanks

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